Star Wars Reality

{Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.}

{Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”}

{Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.}

{Yo mama so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower}

{Yo mama so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.}

{Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck}

{Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.}

{Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras}

{Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her}

{Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her}.